Had SO much fun playing ultimate frisbee today!  I actually didn't stink, which was surprising.  I'm definitely going to play again.  And I'm proud to say that I have no trace of sunburn thanks to my new SPF 85!  ...I'm just waiting for "reflectively white" to come back into vogue again.

Jeanie, I followed your suggestion and asked Tumnus the Wise for advice that I could share with the masses.  This is what he came up with - and I guess you can decide for yourself on whether or not to follow it (or if he gets to keep his new title).  I pity da' foo' that doesn't follow this advice!

1. If it's on the ground, eat it first and ask questions later.

2. Make every effort to eat goose poo, because it is delicious.

3. I want cheese and I want it now.

4. When on walks, trot briskly and carry a big stick.

5. GIVE ME YOUR SOCKS!!!

6. Even if you don't have to go, at least try to pee on every tree and lamp post you pass.

7. Bicycles are the devil!

8. Personal grooming is for pansies.

9. If at first you don't succeed, try it again when Mom isn't looking.